Chris engineers happiness at Automattic for WordPress.com, and spends most of his free time drinking chai tea and aimlessly running around parks.
He studied philosophy at the University of Pittsburgh in his native city, and applied for graduation upon discovering that he doesn’t exist. You should ask him about freedom of the will sometime.
If he were a car, he would probably be a yellow Volvo from the 1980s. Ideally, it would be in running condition.
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